TOP 10 REASONS TO MASTURBATE!

Are you stressed, depressed, angry, or overweight?

My prescription is a daily session of self-love!

And no, it won't make you go blind. Okay, you might need glasses if you masturbate as much as I do... but hey, that's why they invented Lasik.

It's instinctual. Dogs do it, monkeys do it, horses do it. Who knows? Maybe that's what gives mammals the evolutionary edge.
It's a workout. It burns off slightly more calories per minute than tennis, and it's a lot more fun :)
It's a stress reliever. The oxytocin released during orgasm is a stress-buster. So next time you feel like popping a Valium, reach for the lube instead.
It's disease prevention. Research has shown that frequent orgasms boost infection-fighting cells up to 20 percent.
It's a sleep aid. After orgasm, your brain gets flooded with the hormone glycogen. Before you know it, you'll be sawing logs.
It's a pain reliever. The endorphins released during orgasm are related to morphine and can increase pain tolerance by 70 percent! A little S&M, anyone?
It's a political statement. In these days of sexual repression, guilt-free masturbation is a political stance. As George Carlin says, "If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter."
It's a life extender. In one study, men who reported at least two orgasms a week had half the death risk of men who came less often. Just think what a daily dose can do!
It's self-affirming. To quote Woody Allen, "It's sex with the one I love."
It's fun. Do it alone, do it with others, do it in a circle jerk. But however you do it, just do it!

Reprinted by permission of Penthouse Magazine.
Copyright © 2005 by General Media Communications, Inc. All rights reserved.
And the wonderful author Victoria Zdrok for her kind permission.

Random "Female Masturbation" Video & Picture Factoids!

Watching females masturbate is really wonderful and beautiful, but masturbation goes way beyond that. This article, thanks to to the wonderful Victoria Zdrok of Playboy and Penthouse fame, tells a little about masturbation for girls and guys! In fact, pictures and photos of wives and women masturbating are one of my favorite things to look at on the internet - especially housewives! Having an orgasm at home, or anywhere else, is such a good feeling and looking at female masturbation is hot too. I do it everyday! You don't have to be a pro, or an amateur, because it just cums naturally:) It's not an addiction, but a joy to release some sexy tension by rubbing yourself to have an orgasm (or for us females, a climax) wives or self masturbation is such a pleasure that everyone should do it daily! Watching adult female videos is hot and sexy with the wives and women rubbing themselves while they masturbate in pictures and photos. Plus, it's free and keeps you healthy, sexual and you don't need help! Well, maybe a nice dildo or a vibrator might help out a bit, but I use my fingers in my pussy most of the time -- and I watch female masturbation videos too. So, whether you're a girl or a grown woman, masturbation can help you out after a tense day, or, if your in the mood, jump in the shower and have a nice orgasm:) And take some adult pictures of women masturbating for me too! So give yourself a prescription of self-love and love yourself until you explode or just click above to watch females masturbating and see housewives in female masturbation videos as well as beautiful wives rubbing their clit on video and in nude pictures and photos of women masturbating. I love to show off my big silicon boobs and wear see-thru tops and see-through blouses when I'm drunk at bars. I love upskirting too.

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